girl who tells you a long winding tale of a curse laid upon generations of her family and the longer that she talks it becomes clear that she’s just talking about adhd

i just need a kiss. and then another kiss. and maybe another. and just a couple more. okay i think that should be good. no i lied, a few more. and another and and

This is so fucking funny

My hat arrived and I serve so much cunt in it

i hate you "influencers", i hate you tiktok, i hate you "content creators", i hate you "unalive" and "s€x" and "dr/ügs", i hate you instagram, i hate you consumerism, i hate you family friendly, i hate you puritans, i hate you facebook, i hate you family vloggers, i hate you violating other people's privacy, i hate you modern day social media

Yeah yeah tails yeah yeah cat ears, sure, but when are they going to give me retractable claws

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

KEKE PALMER as the Bride of Frankenstein for Halloween photographed Jacob Webster (2023)

When I was little, my mom would take the eyes she cut out of the jack-o-lantern and use toothpicks to stick them in the top like ears to make me a little kittied cat. You, too, can do this. Godspeed and good luck.

What plays in my head constantly

I remember back in 2006 when Israel was attacking Lebanon and Michael Ignatieff was running for leader of the Liberal Party of Canada and he said in English that he "wasn't losing any sleep at night" over Lebanese civilian casualties, and then like a week later, he said in French that Israel was committing war crimes, and anyways, I think that that says everything anyone has ever needed to know the principles of the Liberal Party.

incredible how much housework you can get done if you take a chance and believe in yourself and also have fifteen other much more pressing responsibilities